Friday, April 18, 2008

Piggyback. Literally.

You may have seen the now famous picture of me with Father and the Umlaut. What you might not realize is that I am not being carried by the Umlaut, but rather I am carrying her! Using my superior infant strength, I am putting her back in the vehicle that brought Her Skankness to our peaceful villa.

As you can see, Father and I are a perfect team, escorting a drunk and lightheaded Umlaut into a vehicle that will take her away from us at high speed. But every morning, there she is at our front door - passed out, oversexed, with several wallets and reeking of cough syrup. Think of it like the movie Homeward Bound, but instead of a cute dog finding his way home, its a retarded model with cocaine all over her face who can't be kept away.

Growth Note: Sucking on my pacifier actually pacifies others.

Picture Source: Flynet.

7 comments:

Two said...

Thank you so much!

I hope your mommy gives you a good bath when you get home.

kma35han said...

Oh, I missed you, Dreamboat Baby! It's so good to hear from you! And this is another poster who hopes your mommy gave you a good bath when you got home!

the chief said...
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Tammy said...

Dreamboat Baby Rocks! We need you to post more often, as we await your words of wisdom. You're famous now:

http://bostonist.com/2008/04/18/brady-baby-speaks.php

Not too shabby...Oh, and I vote for a good scrubbing also.

GJ said...

Yes dreamboat baby you definiely need several baths after being near the Umlaut. Did you get dusted with cocaine instead of baby powder? Is it true that you say Da-da when Sam Harris is around? Is it also true that your term for Brady is Father Tom?

Please post more, we love you.

Ms. G said...

dreamboat baby...you are great.

Ernie said...

Dreamboat Baby is incapable of getting dirty. His skin is statically charged and repels any contaminants, duh.