But now is as good as time as any to mention that I did spend a few minutes engaged in a hobby of mine -and thank God I did, because it seems my greatest fear came to pass yesterday. So yeah, with a few seconds of pre-natal down-time, I went and forged a One Ring.
One Ring to rule them all. Or in this case, the Umlaut.
After I heard the rumors of engagement, I found my One Ring and quickly engraved its eternal spell:
One ring to rule her fall, one ring to find her, one ring to bring her from the mall, and in the darkness bind her and kick her in the ribs.
(Growth Note: I can look at my wrist and tell the time - without even wearing a watch)