The comment thread of this website speculates what my future name might be. In the body of the post itself the author suggests Robespierre which does have a certain dignified flair to it, I admit. But the rest of them aren't fit to lick my amniotic (ball)sac. To be sure, when I emerge quietly and smoothly from mother's silken womb, I will present my parents with a golden scroll listing the names I have prepared myself. While there are plenty of "baby name" resources, my favorite happens to be this one, which I believe does a bully job at identifying those names that are rare yet timeless. From that list I have narrowed it down to the following five:
- Ch Haymarket Faultless
- Ch Briergate Bright Beauty
- Ch Pendley Calling of Blarney
- Ch Rancho Dobe's Storm
- Ch Felicity's Diamond Jim
- The Thickness
Growth Note: My intestines are softer and pinker than cotton candy at the old town fair.